Love is in the air........

Its been a long time since I've posted so here is the quick recap of the worst two weeks of my life.

Last Week:
Monday- I get rear ended on my way to work (and not in a sexy way). Some awful looking atrocity named Alicia the Hut slammed into me at about 3o MPH. Her car was totaled, I drive a tank. Thank goodness Kyle wasn't in the car.

I have to take off work and spend most of the morning/afternoon in the Emergency Room. They tell me I have back spasms, give me some muscle relaxers and send me on my way. I proceed to have interesting conversations with family, friends and doctors regarding my level of stiffness and giggle like the immature boy I am.

Tuesday- Try to go to work but after 2 and a half hours I head home because I can't sit in a chair anymore.

Wed- Work stinks

Thursday- Take the kid down to CHOP for a kidney evaluation which includes putting him to sleep, inserting an IV and giving him a catheter. I cried and I never want to see my child sedated again. It was the worst. On the plus side I got charged $13 for a stupid half a sandwich and cup of soup at Au Bon Pain so at least I have that going for me.

Friday- Check engine light comes on in the car.

This week
Monday- Car barely makes it home from work because it accelerates even when my foot is on the brake. Oh and Kyle is up screaming throughout the night. Awesome!

Tuesday- Kristen takes off work because Kyle has a Killer cold (Lemonade).

Wed- I start hacking at work and realize my baby's mutant cold has infected me.

The car is no longer functional and I have it towed to a garage which is perfect because we have tons of extra money to pay for this.

That night I wake up at 1:45 and can't get back to sleep until about 4.

Thursday- I can't breath and the medicine leaves me feeling dopey. Take Kyle to CHOP for more kidney stuff. Another catheter but no sedation. Better than last time.

Friday- Today I feel even worse than yesterday but can't take off because I missed so much time these last few weeks between the accident and Kyle's appointments. I took the dog to the groomer and got ridiculed because he had poo stuck to his but and mats in his hair. Great!


Oh well we have meaningful baseball on Sunday! I plan on getting Kyle a lil' jersey, making Schmitters, making hot dogs, drinking Schmidts and eating Crab Fries all day on Sunday. If I remember I may even take some pictures. Its my baby's first Opening Day and (even though he won't remember it) it is one of the things I was looking forward to most when I found out Kristen was pregnant.

I'm also working on getting Kristen to let us take the baby to the exhibition game on Saturday which would be HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll try to pick up my top ten shows list either later today or next week.